Can we predict who wins the Traitors with an R simulation?

Three years in, I am still absolutely hooked on the Traitors (the TV series). Sure, yes, they stretch ten minutes of gameplay into sixty minutes of “you know I love you, but…” and the weirdly maddening attempts to make “yourself” a polite version of “you”. And yes, there’s massive thumb-shaped groove on the scales because the producers are never going to let the game end early. But all the same,…