Stinky

The first ride in my new incarnation as Best Uber Driver Ever was for a lady with a pre-school boy. Grandma, it turns out was going to Walmart with a puppy-dog-tail little guy. All wiggles and giggles and smiles as he slid into the back seat. He was making funny noises with his lips and Grandma wanted him to stop. He didn’t stop. He continued to make funny noises out the other end. Grandma didn’t…