The quick guide to sailing away

I don't remember the day it happened. Reading a book one day, maybe, or sitting at a posh restaurant listening to what people are talking about at the next table, or, maybe, it was that short late night car ride. Firstly, you leave all social media – you delete almost everything off of your phone or, better, you start considering getting a landline (in case you'll need to dial "M"). You buy a…