Daddy's Little Gift (or, C.A. Caracas, or, Sriracha Isn't A Condiment, or, This Is Not A Roast).

Our two heroes postpone the Roast to discuss their new oil tanker birthday present, The Shithole Country Olympics, whether or not sriracha belongs in society, office potlucks, and how every single one of us has ****ed Bill Clinton's ****