Uncrustables, Cults, and Collared Shirts

It starts with a parking ticket and ends somewhere between golf fashion, sex party conspiracies, and why society’s held together by duct tape and blind optimism. Dave and Trevor break down the hidden costs of cheap flights, the vanity of university systems, and how golf attire might be the biggest scam of all. Along the way: musings on sainthood, cult recruitment, Tom Cruise’s body, and whether…