YSGOAT News: August 7, 2026

We’re back, talking about Abdul el-Sayed historic win in Michigan Primary, John Fetterman’s disastrous interview with John Stewart, and Dr. Fauci taking the fifth in maga-occupied Washington. In other news, Mitch McConnell was “released” from the hospital, Trump got a new wig, and the US military ran out money!?! Also some town in New York tried passing off a sex doll robot as a teacher robot, and…