# trade secrets (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 1 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover trade secrets. Page: Feed: --- ## [End of Day Summary](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/end-of-day-summary/) _2026-08-17 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ I see you're reacting to all my messages with an emoji. It's to flag them and deal with them later using an LLM. You said AI first, right? You're reacting with a middle-finger emoji. The pin emoji was already taken. Don't you think the one you're using may give the impression that you disagree with the initiative? Yes. ## [Meat Proxy](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/meat-proxy/) _2026-08-10 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ My agent needs you to physically press the server reset button. Why me? You're the nearest available meat proxy. I'm the CEO. Yes. It says here "idle". ## [Yoga](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/yoga/) _2026-08-03 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ Also, why are their models named Sol, Terra and Luna now? Yeah, the CEO's yoga instructor is on the board now. ## [Tag](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/tag/) _2026-07-27 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ Now they use their most expensive model to add emoji reactions to all our messages. Pretty sure it's a silly default setting like that PR thing a while back. S.I.L.L.Y.? As in "Securing Income, Leveraging Lucrative Yields"? ## [Trade Secrets](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/trade-secrets/) _2026-07-20 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ They stole our trade secrets by hiring 400 of our people! How about paying them enough to stay? Litigation was cheaper. Yeah, suing everyone who hires our defectors is what makes our culture special. ## [.self](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/self/) _2026-07-13 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ The ".self" TLD came out to support self hosting and let people take ownership of their data. I can really relate to this. When is the ".fuckthisshit" TLD coming out? ## [Fable](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/fable/) _2026-07-06 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ We are finally releasing Fable. With some caveats. If you play too hard, it becomes Fable: The Journey. You also get 7 days to play it, but only half of the time. After that, you pay two times what you paid for the game itself, but every week. Enjoy! ## [Token Usage](https://sebiwi.github.io/comics/token-usage/) _2026-06-29 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ Alright, lines of code was not the best performance metric. We will use token usage instead. Too little means you're fired. Too much also means you're fired. Just aim for "10x developer" and you should be fine. No pressure. ## [Counting the florbs: BRIN indexes, rollup tables, and a 90-second query](https://sebiwi.github.io/blog/counting-the-florbs-brin-indexes-rollup-tables-and-a-90-second-query/) _2026-06-22 · contact.sebiwi@gmail.com (sebiwi) · sebiwi_ A story about counting fifteen million of something, fast. What a BRIN index is and why it’s great, why it failed at volume, and how a daily rollup table fixed it, proven with query plans.