Outtakes from the WoW letter

&#x2014;a white kid whose name was, hilariously, identical to that of a very very famous Black actor; I won&#x2019;t tell you what it was, but imagine a pasty, freckly, very muscular 5&#x2019;8&#x201D; seventh-grade starting fullback named, like, Chris Rock or something&#x2014; Mechanics