Maximizing Utility in Fast Food Consumption: An Econometric Analysis of Cost Efficiency and Reward Optimization of Chick-fil-A Menu Selections (April 1st)

In this satirical "research paper", the author shares his weekly tradition of visiting Chick-fil-a, leading to cutting edge research on the restaurant's reward system. Analyzing the menu items based on protein, calories, and cost per point, he discovers the breakfast burrito offers the best protein value, while the kale crunch salad emerges as the most economical choice.