The Homophobic Street Preacher as a Silly Little Guy

As walked back from lunch, my friends and I encountered an itinerant preacher. He was a bit more bellicose than is usual, which is saying something. He had a megaphone, and he was using it to proclaim that queer people deserve to be tortured for eternity. Everyone apparently knew this was just, because God's law was written on our hearts. 1 He was holding a large banner. One side displayed the ten…