Misskey couplets

Have been writing couplets lately, the perfect form for the internet, on an instance of Misskey that Chris has spun up for me. Most are proper five-meter lines and rhyming, or almost so. Some take a spiritual turn, others not. Here's a set, each one independent of the others. Good morning, humans, goats and cats and dogs -- And ETs too, who're reading our earthly blogs. To speak in verse might be…