“We went to Amsterdam, nothing.”

"We went to Amsterdam, nothing." "I thought Amsterdam was quite nice, myself." "Right, it was lovely, but that's not what I meant." "Then what did you mean?" "Well, we went to Baghdad, nothing. And we went to Los Angeles. Nothing. Tallinn, nothing. Tokyo, nothing. Tel Aviv—" "Are you just listing cities beginning with T now?" "No, I'm getting there! Toulouse, nothing. Rio de Janeiro, not a single…