Here at the government, we like to keep an eye on you dangerous radicals. Your violent ideas of free…

Here at the government, we like to keep an eye on you dangerous radicals. Your violent ideas of free love and complicated marginal taxation policy threaten everything that made this country great for, um, about fifteen dudes. And one of the other things we&rsquo;re concerned about is mime bombs. Yes, you read that right. Throughout their history, the vicious French have participated in many cruel…