“There’s a whole universe of adhesives out there,” says my government-appointed dad. Ever since I…

&ldquo;There&rsquo;s a whole universe of adhesives out there,&rdquo; says my government-appointed dad. Ever since I filled out that form with my taxes, Ted has been dropping by every Sunday evening to give me the parenting I so richly deserved. Now, don&rsquo;t get me wrong. My relationship with my dad, although strained at times, was and is perfectly fine. When the feds give you a little box you…