AI is terrible and I'm sick of pretending it's not

Update 19-06-2025: since the publication of this blog post, I have adapted it for the Dutch-language philosophy webzine Bij Nader Inzien , and it was published there today! It uses largely the same sources, but it's shorter and perhaps a bit more conventionally readable. It's still very angry! Link Update 24-07-2025: as if intent on proving all my points, a spammy website has AI-translated this…