The RIRs Need to Fix Their Statistic Formats (Rant)

TL;DR: If you work for a RIR, and you’re in a position to fix this mess, there’s a list below with every specific issue the currently provided statistics have, and what I think should be done in the cases where the solution is non-obvious. If you are here for the full story, I think it may be interesting to start at the beginning.