Jill Zarin FIRED from Golden Life, RIP James Van Der Beek, Mariah Carey’s McDonald’s Order, Kelly Dodd Cancelled & More!

This week, I’m traveling, eating cheeseburgers in bed in my underwear, and reminding Bravo that Friday nights are for deep-cut Housewives — not random 2000s sports movies. From zero D-list celebrity sightings in LA to accidentally witnessing Keegan-Michael Key aggressively making out with his wife in first class, the trip delivered… just not how I expected. We get into whispered celebrity tea, an…