Chad Parenteau

CUTTING ROOM FLOOR Someday, maybe in a country that lets people criticize other countries openly, there will be a film featuring the next Jesse Eisenberg-type as a wretched tech bro with our Social Security numbers in a flash drive mixing in his pocket full of Gold Cards pre-paid in full for future Trump voters. We'll get to witness his Zack Snyder-style slo-mo beating to millions cheering. But