Tonia Kalouria

JACK, THE HACK CARJACKER Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack leaped over the gear-change stick. Jack be bonkers, Jack be dim: Hotwires engine Keys still in! Carjacker needs money, though should’ve rehearsed: Shifts in a hurry — right into REVERSE! Carjacker be nervous; Quite out of his gourd. PANIC engulfs him: A Baby On Board! Jack flees car and babe… Thus, in his defense: T’was Thief —not