Getting Serviced (Live) in Helldivers 2

I did not grow up in the Call of Duty lobbies. As a child, I wasn't really allowed to play shooters, and the closest thing I ever got to a proper multiplayer match was hotseat games of Sid Meier's Civilization with my dad, Unreal Tournament with my uncle, or the occasional match of Halo on the school computers (or the PvPvP mode of Batman: Arkham Origins when my parents weren't home, but they…