AI Will Take Your Job Someday, Says Company That Did It on Tuesday

A short story of doomerism, ignorance, and poetry. At least the coffee is good, unlike the arguments I'm reading about the future. The Missing Subject Somewhere inside Oracle's 2026 annual filing, a sentence is trying very hard to look innocent. "The adoption and deployment of AI technologies across our operations have resulted, and may continue to result, in reductions to our workforce." Oracle…