NO. 137 - 2026 R22: The Sun Sets on 2026... YOU'RE WELCOME, DIMMA! Surely West Coast Can't Beat Us Twice...

Sparrow brought the pessimism: "That's it, we're cooked..." THEN ORCA RUNS HIS PREDICATOR AND WE'RE MEETING THE HAWKS IN A PRELIM!!! That's what the Orange Crush is for — lifting us up through the dark moments of August pain. But let's cut to the facts: we have developed a rather concerning habit of breaking incredible runs of losses and gifting a delightful W to struggling teams. Which is lovely,…