Pokemon Bank Is Not Too Big To Fail, And That’s Terrible

The millennials yearn for the return of Pal Park, and other observations on the February 25 shutdown. Pokemon is about to go through Dexit IV, and this one feels more like a Phantom Menace than a Rocky. The first Dexit occurred in 2002 when Ruby and Sapphire overhauled Pokemon’s kludgy internal stat system to allow for female Pokemon to have the highest possible attack (among other changes)...…