The Enlightened Headset: Or How to Sell Someone a Lie-Down with Lights for $647

SPECIMEN #016: Suggestio luminosa auricularis The Enlightened Headset Classification: Cognitive Grifter / Neuro-Optimisation Device / Audio-Visual Shaman Habitat: App stores, wellness newsletters, bedrooms containing a charging cable and steadily diminishing expectations Diet: Sleep anxiety, habit guilt, and the enduring hope that change can be downloaded Threat Level: To your wallet, your…