Taste Testing

Hello again! Now, where was I? Feeling a trifle peckish , I searched for victuals among the sprawling roadways, the stony lots where the iron beasts roosted, and the impersonal shops of urban Earth. (Note to self: I shall soon investigate the countryside; I fear I may go mad if I linger in this city, this hurricane of sound and motion, for too long.) Seeing signs for "hamburgers", I elected to try…