Athanasius Spagnum Pirates a Car

After indulging in the delicacies of the great fraudster McDonald , I remembered my vow to obtain one the metal vehicles Earthlings use for transportation, and dissect it for the purposes of understanding what alchemical fires drive its engines. I soon located one such chariot, parked in front of a building with the cryptic placard reading, "Taco Bell". Seeing as no one was currently using this…