Things I See In My Backyard That I'd Never Want To Eat

Today's episode of "Things I See In My Backyard That I'd Never Want To Eat" was written on location here in Swampsville, Florida. (Aka Orlando.) Nope. Noooooope. Because if you can't polish it... ...slap some wings on it? Still nope, by the way. And finally: Thanks to Igor V., Elizabeth C., Nathan D., & Anony M., who informs me she's got dibs on the tail. [Hurk.] ***** P.S. Need to hide your eyes…