Catch 22

Sometimes what starts out as a cute idea for a cake can go very, VERY wrong. That's where I come in. Ready? I *think* this is a groom's cake. Let that visual sink in for a moment. (Get it? "Sink in?") Because it only gets worse from THIS angle: 0.O Oh. My. Freudian Field Day. (Is it fair to say this wreckerator really blew it?) But on the plus side, at least there's no hook through the…