A Satirical Guide to Surviving the Subscription Economy

Greetings, fellow owners! Or should I say, "esteemed tenants"? Welcome to the glorious, enlightened age of the Subscription Economy, a utopia where the messy burden of ownership has been lifted from our weary shoulders. Why clutter your life with things you actually *own* when you can rent everything, from your music to your car's heated seats, in a never-ending cycle of monthly payments? It's…