Second Breakfastman Begins

I'm Second Breakfastman, the dark knight of mid morning munchies. The hero that this nation needs. It all started when my father was killed. The nurses said it was cancer, but I always suspected it had to do with the way he never ate second breakfast - my Mother to this day has not ever mentioned that my Father ever ate second breakfast. I grew up with so much anger. I had to do something. I had…