Getting an AI CLI running on a 15-year-old mini computer (Sony Vaio P)

I picked up a Sony Vaio P — the ridiculous 2009 pocket laptop with the lipstick-tube hinge — and decided to actually use it again, not just put it on a shelf. That meant three stubborn goals: Restore the machine carefully (keep the stock Windows image so I can always go back) Run a modern 32-bit Linux that still boots on Intel’s ancient Poulsbo / GMA 500 graphics Run a real AI coding CLI on that…