Restroom moments

At risk of having written about this before (and that's Google's fault if so)... One of the strangest things about vacations is that I find myself catching a breath and recognizing my surroundings at the weirdest times. And by weird, I mean in the restroom. Think about it... you get away from people, and the sounds and the sights, and it's just you. It's quiet. I'm starting a staycation right now,…