Reject a Hit. A Series of Unfortunate Events

This was previously published on Writer's Digest. The column instructed us to be a clueless literary agent. This was accepted, and I was so happy my satire was accepted, I bragged about it to the grass and to gravity itself. The rejection letter. Dear Mr. Snicket, I am writing to you from the comfort of my office that isn’t tied with any secret organizations or any dastardly deeds such as…