LOADING CARTRIDGE: THE_PURR_PARADOX.EXE

Mood: System Overload (Cute Variation). > WELCOME TO ZORK: DISABILITY EDITION (v 2.4) > Copyright (c) The Universe Is A Glitch. > All rights reserved. No visual drivers installed. Audio/Haptic Engine set to MAXIMUM. > BRIEFING You are ROBERT. You are a white Level 30 Mage of the Written Word with a constitution score of "Fragile" and a charisma score of "Weaponized Adorableness." Your QUEST is to…