POST WALK, WALMART GRAB N GO DELUXE: OF COURSE AEON FLEX IS A CRIMINAL

as i sit here behind the taco bell on a road that used to be of rather posh stature, i gaze upon those who choose to look to me. i stand out, i have always stood out. as a matter of fact, i believe i have ivented a new braiding tactic on my hair- its lovely, if you ask me. all matted and scringe, nothing like normal. i have and have been for some time a vagrant of sorts, a wandering reality surfer…