014: The Day Mrs Shit-shit Really Meant It

Many years ago, when I was a bus driver, there was a regular passenger who, for reasons that will soon become obvious, was known amongst the drivers as Mrs Shit-Shit. Now, Mrs Shit-Shit was actually a perfectly respectable lady. She was tall, well dressed, retired, and pleasant enough. Unfortunately, she suffered from Tourette's Syndrome. What made matters worse was that she was desperately…