002: Love 'Em and Leave 'Em

"If you promise to stay the night, Matt, then I'll let you sleep with me." "Yeah, okay then," I'd responded flatly. I wasn't that fussed either way. But since I was there, well... Her little plain face had lit up, like a punter pulling three cherries on a fruit machine, and she said, all excitedly: "I'll go and set up the camp bed then." "Why do you need to do that?" "There's only one bedroom and…