Summer of Shrub 2.0

Armed with this knowledge I declared it the Summer of Shrub. Why dip your toe in a hobby when you can dive in? I had more shrubs than I could fit into the fridge. I bullied friends and coworkers into making their own. "Stop trying to make shrub happen!" I imagined naysayers naysaying. But none could be found: everyone else just sipped from a glass I foisted upon them and enjoyed a remarkably…