US of A: WHY U NOT MAYONNAISE MORE

tag(s): #overblown-minor-annoyances I've thought of this post in the past, but the last couple days I was reminded in a few different ways: A friend shared in a group chat a controversial photo - more on this later. Coming back from a short road trip, we had lunch and got a little cup of ranch with our fries. Already at home, listening to a podcast, there was an ad for Hellman's mayonnaise.…