Why bother?

No seriously. I decided I need a new obnoxious interest that makes women say “you’re so fascinating” and “I’ve never met anyone like you before” (real quotes from a real woman, when I told her I mainly use the internet to read blogs and don’t have social media. Fellow nerds, if your dating life is suffering, flaunt your nerdness!) so I decided to get into epic poetry. I was thinking of making an…