my presidential platform now that i'm old enough to run

weather: ☀️ slimy but hospitable critters: little blue damselfly, several swallowtails, many sulphurs and cabbages my birthday was over a month ago but, uh, better late than never. here's my presidential platform (besides universal healthcare debt forgiveness affordable housing public transit public education parks funding monopoly busting &c. &c., which every sane candidate will promote anyway).…