“War Zone” | Wilford Brimley, Killer Clowns & Trivette's Bazooka Goes Boom

Join us as we suit up for War Zone — a two-part Walker, Texas Ranger epic where Walker avenges an old friend, battles a gang of machine-gun-toting clowns, and Trivette fires a bazooka like it’s just another Thursday. Along the way, we crack open a Temptation IPA that smells like funky cheese, debate Carlos Santana’s questionable quotes, and launch our official campaign to play Taylor Swift’s…