The Perfect Device

I promise, I am not setting up a smart home. The Wi-Fi kettle was a gift, and I haven’t connected it to the Internet anyway. But I have been curious what The Cloud has to offer. I have been dabbling. I’m not a fan of most of it, but some features are really cool: for example, the infamous Tuya devices can fully run on a local network, without any outside traffic. So I am not setting up a smart…