Hawthorn Flies and a Wet Arse

It was my birthday the other day and tbh as birthdays go it was pretty good . The morning was fishing on a local stream . Evening was dinner out at a local . I had the river to myself , the river keeper was the only other person I spoke too. It was a typical conversation , the river the fish , the fly life and his ever growing number of dogs . As for the fishing it was slow . As usual for me I…