’“but five isn’t a nothing number! humans have five fingers on each hand!” this is a flaw of…

slightly-sigilant : "five is a nothing number," I say. "three has unique structural properties and four makes a table. who the fuck makes a table with five legs?" hearing this, scp-3125 is mortally offended. it reaches down from ideatic space to devour my mind in retaliation. with what remains of my free will, I scream directly into its face: "YOU WOULD MAKE A SHIT COFFEE TABLE, STARFISH FUCKER"…