# satiriser — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 1 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover satiriser. Page: Feed: --- ## [Nats’ Caucus Secrets Exposed: “We Watched The Odyssey”](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/nats-caucus-secrets-exposed-we-watched) _2026-08-17 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ In a stunning revelation and Satiriser exclusive, it can now be revealed exactly what went on in the National party’s emergency three-and-a-half hour caucus meeting last week. What happened behind the oak-panelled caucus door has remained a carefully guarded mystery, particularly as PM Christopher Luxon has insisted that beyond lone actor Chris Penk there was no challenger to his leadership. The… ## [THE WEEK IN PICTURES - COUP SPECIAL](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/the-week-in-pictures-coup-special) _2026-08-14 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Photographer: “I Tried ‘Say Cheese’, A Puppet And Chris Hipkins Jokes, But These Buggers Just Won’t Smile” Eclipse Latest: Rising Star Blocked By Waning Moon Somehow This Minister Going And This Minister Staying Bishop Consults Expert On How To Keep A Straight Face Other News: Plan To Smuggle Trump Out In Catering Truck Almost Goes Awry After He Barricades Himself In With 300 Happy Meals Subscribe… ## [All The Goss From This Morning’s Besties Catch-Up!](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/all-the-goss-from-this-mornings-besties) _2026-08-12 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ “We talked about everything and nothing. We laughed and laughed. I really don’t know where the three hours went!” A beaming Christopher Luxon is perched on a couch in the TV room at Premier House, spilling the tea about what happened at this morning’s catch-up with his caucus colleagues - and it sounds like a fab time was had by all! “We’re all busy career people and sometimes we forget to take a… ## [We're Going On A Numpty Hunt](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/were-going-on-a-numpty-hunt) _2026-08-10 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ We’re going on a numpty hunt. A numpty or a yahoo, either one will do. We’re going to catch a big one. What a beautiful day! We’re not scared. The PM says there are numptys and yahoos in the cabinet. Let’s take a look inside… Winston! Grouchy old racist old Winston. Is he a numpty or a yahoo? No he is not. The PM has called their relationship “cordial and professional” and based on “trust and… ## [THE WEEK IN PICTURES](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/the-week-in-pictures-bae) _2026-08-07 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Busy Man Avoids New Jetstar Baggage Fees By Using Military Aircraft Winston Peters Stocks Up For Next Public Pronouncement New Rail Link: Disappointment After Travelers Learn All Trains Still End Up In Auckland Confused National MPs Tune Into NewstalkZB To Hear More Policy Announcements Morgan Insists Opportunity Can Reach 5% If They Just Introduce Bounty On Cats Subscribe now Thanks for reading… ## [Jobless Figures Do Not Include Peters](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/jobless-figures-do-not-include-peters) _2026-08-05 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Mr Peters Learns He Has Not Been Sacked Jobless numbers released today show unemployment is on the rise, even without Winston Peters being sacked. The Department of Statistics announced today that 171,000 people were unemployed, a figure that could easily have been 171,001 had Mr Peters been dismissed by the Prime Minister earlier this week for making the sort of racist remarks that would have… ## [Henry Reveals The 'Little Sh!t' In His Own Class](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/henry-reveals-the-little-sht-in-his) _2026-08-03 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Paul Henry here, the most titivating thing that’s happened to ACT since David Seymour shook his lycra booty on live TV. No doubt you saw me over the weekend unveiling our new policy giving teachers the power to deal with little shits in the classroom. That’s right, that’s how I described them. Little shits. I call it as I see it, that’s what people love about Paul Henry. Since then some people… ## [THE WEEK IN PICTURES](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/the-week-in-pictures-b38) _2026-07-31 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Racism Row: PM Disciplines Peters By Unfriending Him On Facebook Lawrence Xu-Nan To Go Back To Where He Came From By Spending Weekend In Pakuranga Andy Burnham Awarded Long Service Medal After Completing Week At Downing Street Read more ## [Concern That MPs Acting Like 13-Year-Olds May Be Banned From Social Media](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/concern-that-mps-acting-like-13-year) _2026-07-29 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Shocking secret communications between ACT and New Zealand First have revealed the real reason behind both parties’ opposition to National’s under-16 social media ban . The communications, slipped to The Satiriser on the condition that “you didn’t hear this from me”, outline fears that prominent MPs from both parties could inadvertently be banned from social media because they consistently act… ## [Sentient A.I. Data Centre Assures PM It Is Safe](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/sentient-ai-data-centre-assures-pm) _2026-07-27 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has assured New Zealanders that AI data centres are safe, after a sentient AI data centre assured him it was safe, and and so were all its friends. The PM appeared on RNZ this morning to pooh-pooh the Green’s proposal for a one year moratorium on AI data centres, reading out from a bullet-pointed list of reasons why such a move would be a backward step and arguing… ## [Licensed Dispensaries, Pay with Crypto (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/aATE0udj42SD) _2026-07-27 · **Sponsored**_ Search verified licensed dispensaries and pay with Bitcoin, Lightning, or stablecoins. ## [THE WEEK IN PICTURES](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/the-week-in-pictures-205) _2026-07-24 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Even Barnaby Joyce Telling Nash To Sit Down and Shut Up Jones Wondering Just How Far He Can Push It Very Special Monster Crashes Scene In ‘The Odyssey’ Arts Funding Cuts Force Local Theatre To Make Creative Changes Glasgow Games Introduces Mars-Bars Deep-Frying As Demo Sport Subscribe now Share ## [Jones Blows $1Billion On Big Hard Drill](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/jones-blows-1billion-on-big-hard) _2026-07-22 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Mr Jones’ massive tool en route to New Zealand Days after New Zealand First Leader Winston Peters announced a billion-dollar fund for oil and gas exploration, his deputy Shane Jones has spent the entire sum on an enormous extra-hard drill. Jones, the alpha swinging dick and renowned innuendo-slinger of the New Zealand First party, announced the purchase at a press conference where he passed around… ## [USA Wins World Cup On Penalties](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/usa-wins-world-cup-on-penalties) _2026-07-20 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Mr Trump tells Melania to clear a space on the bathroom shelf In a stunning surprise victory the United States won the 2026 FIFA World Cup at MetLife Stadium, New Jersey today, edging out pre-match favourites Spain and Argentina. In a move no one saw coming and yet everyone saw coming, and despite Spain leading Argentina 1-0 at the end of extra time, newly appointed FIFA chief referee Donald J… ## [THE WEEK IN PICTURES](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/the-week-in-pictures-cde) _2026-07-17 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Search Continues For Cheaper School Lunch Ingredients World Cup Final: FIFA Introduces New VAR Ref Reclusive Former Personality Surrenders To Pull Of Limelight Read more ## [Government: Councils Should Prepare For Fairly Inconvenient Weather Events](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/government-councils-should-prepare) _2026-07-15 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Climate Change Minister Simon Watts Demonstrating That Most Days Don’t Have Extreme Weather Events Minister of Climate Change Simon Watts, welcome. Hello. Just be careful there, don’t slip on that banana skin and fall into that drum kit. I think there’s very little chance of that. Speaking of things there’s not much chance of, you were on RNZ this morning telling councils to stop always planning… ## [Highway Heartbreak: Rejected Road Of National Significance 'Ghosted' By Bishop](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/highway-heartbreak-rejected-road) _2026-07-13 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ A section of state highway says it is feeling “badly let down” after being “ghosted” by transport minister Chris Bishop. The length of tar-sealed highway, which The Satiriser has agreed not to name, was one of the Roads Of National Significance announced with much fanfare by Mr Bishop’s government. But it has now been left off the list of roading projects going ahead, something it describes as… ## [THE SHORT WEEK IN PICTURES](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/the-short-week-in-pictures-e87) _2026-07-09 · The Satiriser_ Obliging Infantino Happily Sticks Red Card Where Trump Said To Stick It National Campaign Team Regretting Sponsorship Deal With SpecSavers USA Progresses To Next Round Of Iran War Read more ## [FIFA Gives Team USA Wildcard To World Cup Final](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/fifa-gives-team-usa-wildcard-to-world) _2026-07-08 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Mr Trump? Mr Trump, it is I, Gianni Infantino, head of FIFA and your very best boy. My my, you are looking fine today. Sei molto bello! No no, do not get up. I will get down on my hands and knees and be your footstool. There. Is that good for you? I was crushed, crushed I tell you at the result of the match between your magnificent all-American soccer team and those crafty Belgians. What about… ## [Exclusive Interview With "Humbled" Michael Laws](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/exclusive-interview-with-humbled) _2026-07-06 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ “I’m a shrinking violet really!” Cuddly Michael Laws is perched on a couch sipping a matcha latte, as he confides to No Idea Monthly his reluctance to re-enter the fray of politics. The exclusive interview comes hot on the heels of Michael’s announcement that he’ll be standing as a candidate for New Zealand First, as he reveals his hesitancy in stepping back into the public arena. “To be honest… ## [Web Coding With AI, Live (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/JvANqPzOP1zv) _2026-07-06 · **Sponsored**_ Collaborative screen sharing with simultaneous remote control, open source. ## [THE WEEK IN PICTURES: 4TH OF JULY SPECIAL](https://andrewgunn.substack.com/p/the-week-in-pictures-4th-of-july) _2026-07-03 · Andrew Gunn - The Satiriser · The Satiriser_ Trump Uses Sharpie To Add Signature To Declaration Of Independence Swift/Kelce Wedding: Madison Square Garden, New York A Decoy For Real Ceremony In Hamilton Gardens, Hamilton Statue Of Liberty To Get Lit Up On Cheap Booze As It Wonders How It Came To This Read more