Things Apartment Managers Should Be Thrown In the Stocks For

We need to bring back locking people in the stocks in the town square and pelting them with produce of questionable quality. I'm only just starting my apartment search and I'm already fed up with the trifling of the managers I'm dealing with. They're wasting my time, patience, and sanity, all three of which are already in remarkably short supply. Here's what's pissed me off this week: Advertising…