Hello! I'm Grumpy. Wicked nice to meet ya!

Well, Look Who Wandered In! Ayuh. So, you found yer way here. Can’t say I know how or why, but here ya are, starin’ at words from an old Mainer who’s seen more snowbanks than sunsets and trusts a quiet dog more than a loud man. Name’s Grumpy—not ‘cause I’m mad at the world or hollerin’ at clouds, but because I don’t sugarcoat nothin’. Life’s sweet enough for those who know where to look. And…