One day, I think I will be brave enough to drive through the Costco parking lot. There are many…

One day, I think I will be brave enough to drive through the Costco parking lot. There are many great riches inside, and inexpensive tube meats. Whenever I consider going in there and getting a membership, the buzzing hive of cars inevitably drives me away. It is simply too easy for any one of these 8-tonne three-row SUVs to back over my beloved Malaise Era sedan and drive off without even…