DO A BARREL ROLL..... Into a dissappointment

Nintendo just pulled the curtain back on Star Fox for the Switch 2, but fans are completely divided. Why are we remaking Star Fox 64 for the fourth time, and why does Fox McCloud look like a cursed taxidermy project compared to his flawless cameo in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie ? Ronin breaks down the hardware "stress test" theory, the rumors of optional DLC classic controls, and whether Nintendo…