god I’m such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself…

machine-unlearning : god I&rsquo;m such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce * decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity * if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage