Shall We Have a Picnic, Cookout, or Barbecue?

Good weather infects people with a strange desire to eat outdoors, so that all the cute little bugs can share in your food while you're busy getting a sunburn. This was probably a great lot of fun back when alcohol was permitted outdoors and there was no air conditioning inside. But if, like myself, you find yourself cowering under the shade of the nearest building while all the good decent people…