BREAKING NEWS: Tonya Harding joins US coaching team ahead of Fifa World Cup clash with Belgium

“Tonya Harding can bring a lot of experience to the side and ensure the US players get the respect they deserve from the Belgiumians,” Fifa Peace Prize laureate Donald J Trump told Truth Social today. “It was my idea. She’s a winner. She’s got the best ideas,” the President said in an Oval Office interview. Harding was, according to “the fake news”, involved in the 1994 assault on her figure…