Three Stars on the Badge — DC United 0-0 Philadelphia Union ft. Gregory Roche

Ted's on vacation so Jon called in Gregory Roche from Pitch Pass for 90 minutes of group therapy. DC United grind out a 0-0 draw against Philadelphia Union, the CSO posts AI-written LinkedIn content that doesn't know how many championship stars are on the badge, and Louis Munteanu's future becomes a very real conversation. In this episode: DC United 0-0 Philadelphia Union: defensively solid,…