Awesomebark was the username the PlayStation Network gave me when I played Minecraft online on the PS3. I messed around with the adjective for a while (and made a truly vomitous r/wholesomememes post that I would never subject you to), but I eventually stuck with meh in a somewhat self-deprecating fashion. It's a good username though! Unlikely to be taken (unless I get super famous, which I guess…